Your resume deserves a brutal edit.
Drop in your resume and get sharp, useful AI feedback that spots the vague bullets, empty buzzwords, and missed opportunities holding you back.
Start with a free roast. No recruiter-speak required.
Live verdict
“Led initiatives” tells me nothing. Lead with the outcome.
The founder promise
Honest feedback beats polite silence.
No fake praise. If a bullet is weak, we say why.
Your resume stays yours. Roastumé is built for job seekers, not recruiters.
Feedback is actionable: fix the line, then make the next application stronger.
A roast with a purpose
Laugh at the problem. Then fix it before your next application.
01 — Upload
Put your actual resume on the grill.
Roastumé reads the whole thing, from your headline to the last “responsible for” hiding in experience.
Find the weak spots fast
Vague impact, missing numbers, recycled phrases, and sections recruiters will skim past.
02 — Roast
Get the verdict, not a vague score.
Each roast explains what is not working and gives you a clearer way to say it.
03 — Share or sharpen
Turn feedback into a better draft.
Keep the roast private, send the recap to a friend, or use it as your rewrite checklist.
Simple pricing
Choose your level of ruthless.
Start free for the first reality check. Upgrade when the job search gets serious.
Starter
For one resume that needs the truth.
$0
- 1 full AI resume roast
- Section-by-section scorecard
- Specific rewrite suggestions
- Shareable roast recap
Roastumé Plus
For students sending applications on repeat.
$8/month
- Everything in Starter
- 10 resume roasts every month
- Role-specific targeting tips
- Unlimited shareable recaps
- Priority access to new roast modes
Your next application can be less embarrassing.
Get the blunt feedback now, do the rewrite tonight, and send a resume you can actually stand behind.